4.17.2023

Vanishing oatmeal raisin cookies

For some reason I decided to make these. Normally I prefer to make non-dessert things, since I am more into savory things. If I’m making cookies, oatmeal raisin is usually my first choice. And I already had all the ingredients the day before I bought a cylinder of raisins. 

The initial step turned out to be the hardest. The recipe required about a stick of softened butter–and all my sticks were frozen. I cut up the stick so it’d thaw faster, but faster was still not fast enough. I ended rigging up a lamp so its incandescent bulb poked into the center of the butter bowl. After some time, a 180-degree rotation of the bowl, and some more time, the butter seemed mixable. Handling the brown sugar turned out to be tricky as well. It was old, so I had break the chunks apart. I really should have removed all of it from the bag and grated it to a consistent shape. The amount had to be off since it was still chunky when I measured it. It did end up mixing well enough. The rest of the process was more routine. I put a little too much vanilla–it jumped out of the bottle. My baking soda was several years old. Maybe I could have unclumped the raisins before mixing. I used old-fashioned oats. I didn’t have one of those cookie scoops with the sliding half-ring, so I just used a plastic tablespoon to put the dough-plops on the sheet. Once the sheet was filled with plops I formed them with my hands to make them more circular. Is this a no-no? The recipe said 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. I went the full 10 minutes with both batches, since the golden-brown wasn’t as golden brown as I expected. 

I let them cool on the sheet for 1 minute and then on the rack for 15 minutes. I liked them. The main thing was the texture; both the mountainous shape and bottom had a hard crest, while inside there was a softer region with some moisture. If pressed I’d say there was some oddness with the flavor–maybe a soda note? The raisin distribution was not close to uniform either. It’s not a cautionary tale (if someone else made these I’d consider them a success) but I like the finding the full composition since they are already close to what I’m looking for. 

I ended up eating most of the batch (I made 2 dozen–is that 1 batch or 2 batches? I feel like we need 2 words here; one corresponding to 1 bowl of cookie dough, and one corresponding to 1 sheet) by the end of the evening, and the last few the next morning. So I guess next time I’ll have to eat like 4 then give the rest to someone else. 

4.02.2023

Rules of chess

  1. Never play Rf1-Re1
  2. Never resign (unless it’s your last game) 
  3. You don’t have to castle 
  4. Never agree to a draw 
  5. If you control the game, delay checkmating your opponent 
  6. Consider retreating 
  7. Promote every pawn you have 
  8. Don’t play h3 (Unless g4 will follow) 
  9. Don’t play f3